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Fintan Halpenny

lmao was it not just last year that Stephen was giving out about blockchain ruining Haskell

Fintan Halpenny

Or is this an april fool's? :eyes:

Fintan Halpenny

Jokes on me :face_palm:

Georgi Lyubenov // googleson78

well, I assume, it's not explicitly stated

Georgi Lyubenov // googleson78

but I don't think a serious crypto advocacy post will contain something like

In the brave new frontier of cryptocurrency our business logic will probably involve some combination of money laundering, ransomware, securities fraud, puppy smashing and IO. It’s important to note that effects aren’t necessarily commutative, we don’t necessarily want to smash the puppies before we launder money, but we can do securities fraud and launder money commutatively.

Fintan Halpenny

I definitely did not read it properly when I first scanned and my mouth shot off :joy:

Torsten Schmits

april fool's is really dangerous in times in which we only speed-skim everything we see online